What if Dean Ambrose is just living out his own version of A History of Violence and The Bourne Identity right now?
Ambrose caught a serious case of amnesia after getting curb-stomped into those cinderblocks and just wandered off into the Vegas sububs where he proceeded to…
Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.
Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.
HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH
Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”
Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.
Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.
2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently
HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!
This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
senior year I showed my volleyball team this video and we did this stretch before every game.do u remember this
Photographers keep draping Zoe Saldana over her robust, stubbly [interchangeable] sci-fi costars.
LOLING FOR ETERNITY.
For those of you still confused, that first one is for James Cameron’s Avatar.
…those are two different dudes??
we sure they didn’t shave the same dude
i thought they were both Pratt too. yikes.
God, I’m usually better at this game. FUCK.
Hollywood, you should know you have a white guy problem when even white people (and I personally am Whiter Shade of Pale) can’t tell the white guys apart. I thought it was just Teen Wolf, but NO.
Holy shit, I had no idea it was two different dudes.
…Yeah, I totally thought they were both Pratt, too. /o\ #FAILURE
wait. wait. are you sure that’s two different white dudes?
I had to do a couple double takes to realize the first was Sam Worthington and the second was Chris Pratt.