I Didn't Choose The Pug Life
The Puglife Chose Me
Welcome to my blog! :) My name is Jeanette. I'm a 20-something girl living in beautiful wine country who got her bachelors degree in Classical Studies.

I'm a klaroline shipper and loki's personal love slave. You will also find that I have a borderline unhealthy obsession with all things Disney. On this blog you'll get a glimpse into what exactly makes me tick. If you're bored then don't be afraid to click the link below and take a gander at my fanfiction. ;)

A word of caution: I've been known to frequently burst out in song.
Sep
10:31am

  
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ragnabrock:

ragnabrock:

What if Dean Ambrose is just living out his own version of A History of Violence and The Bourne Identity right now?

Ambrose caught a serious case of amnesia after getting curb-stomped into those cinderblocks and just wandered off into the Vegas sububs where he proceeded to…

Sep
10:18am

  
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bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

Sep
10:16am

  
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hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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Sep
10:16am

  
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eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

Aug
11:02pm

  
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genderfricking:

annameii:

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

senior year I showed my volleyball team this video and we did this stretch before every game.

montem-sentiant
do u remember this
Aug
9:46pm

  
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thiscruelty:

"Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ!"

Aug
9:45pm

  
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bamonbrigade1:

zeenell:

solarcat:

singitforthegirls:

doctorscienceknowsfandom:

teland:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

dynastylnoire:

d-o-r-ia-n:

lierdumoa:

crapherlululemons:

harrietvane:

Photographers keep draping Zoe Saldana over her robust, stubbly [interchangeable] sci-fi costars.

LOLING FOR ETERNITY.

For those of you still confused, that first one is for James Cameron’s Avatar.

…those are two different dudes??

we sure they didn’t shave the same dude

i thought they were both Pratt too. yikes.

God, I’m usually better at this game. FUCK.

Hollywood, you should know you have a white guy problem when even white people (and I personally am Whiter Shade of Pale) can’t tell the white guys apart. I thought it was just Teen Wolf, but NO.

Holy shit, I had no idea it was two different dudes.

…Yeah, I totally thought they were both Pratt, too. /o\ #FAILURE

wait. wait. are you sure that’s two different white dudes?

I had to do a couple double takes to realize the first was Sam Worthington and the second was Chris Pratt.

#lolz
Aug
6:15pm

  
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#amen
Aug
6:13pm

  
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Aug
6:12pm

  
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simonleboner:

Day #395829275916194

I still don’t find channing tatum attractive